Sam

He is kind sometimes but can be caring but he is also annoying in a good way

Hey Sam how are you
Sam why

Are you good why

Why

by Huriudniu August 6, 2019

Sam

A Sam is "the man"
He is the one who'll save you
He is the one who makes it better
Stroke is head for good luck
He is a ball of wonder.

Balls.

Also he is autistic always.

Hey you have a test tomorrow right? Stroke the head of a Sam for good luck.

by shmamtheman May 22, 2023

Sam

Sam is the one who drives back home his or her friends because Sam doesn't drink

You're the Sam I need!
You're such a Sam!
My Sam, my Hero!

by Astrid75010 November 23, 2021

Sam Johnathon William Clarke

He is the LOVE of my life. He is the MOST amazing man you could ever meet. You can trust him with anything and everything, he is always there for you. The second you are not with him you will miss him. He knows how to make you smile even of the worst of days, he is the sweetest guy. Anyone that knows him is one of the luckiest people to be alive but after all I am the luckiest because he is mine. He is so easy to love and cannot live a split second without him. He is so smart and perfect in every way. He's adorable, amazing, cute and so much more. I love you my baby.

Sam Johnathon William Clarke.. he is the most amazing man to ever live, he is irresistible.

by Chloe'Sizer April 30, 2011

Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy

Was a great video until he got to the part were he decides that because Sam's "greater good/manufactured God of curating the reality of stupid people" is a warped and narcissistic enterprise that is entirely dependent on subordinating the will of the masses to his dogmatic liberalism; it means that we NEED God instead. Which is literally that SAME THING as religion.

Hym "Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy is literally just a 'God that Sam Harris controls.' That's literally all it is!"

Mas Rharis "We don't need God! We need Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park to manufacture a God out of a "greatter good abstraction" and the use the state to enforce the will of this greater good abstraction! They don't have free will anyway! So it doesn't matter what I have to do to get the societal outcomes I desire!"

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

Sam

A bitch who sucks dick because he has no friend.

All sams are gay

Sam sucked a dick for fun

by Quue June 4, 2019

Sam

Prob a person who think he's funny but really isn,t and he claims he gets a lot of girls when all he does is scare them away. Prob will be a pedo when he;s older.

Sam is annoying and scares girls

by BrehWhymea April 30, 2023