Cheese and egg head

Cheese and egg head is when you eat lots of cheese and eggs and are on your way to becoming buff. You workout and you're on your way to becoming a meat head.

I'm starting to get buff. I'm a cheese and egg head.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 4, 2024

egg bag

Ovary

Now that I hit menopause my egg bags are empty.

by Terminable state August 13, 2024

egg

egg

egg

by eggmansalad August 15, 2024

Scrambled eggs

The act of holding on your piss to your limit and then proceed to edge yourself to be able to release a wonderful mixture of piss and semen inside of your bros asshole. You then let it ferment for a few minutes and now you can cook and eat it.

Hey my best bro, wanna eat some scrambled eggs with me ? (subliminal message)

by Grigni August 16, 2024

Bum egg

A really hard and sharp poo that hurts when on the toilet having a shit similar to a hemmeroid

Tyrone: yo have you laid any bum eggs recently
Jerome: yeah man , 3 already and its only 8 am

by Disishshfisagdjdhsj August 17, 2024

Egg

Eggs are weird as they are also ugly

Ye he’s totally an egg

by Barkerrrrr August 19, 2024

Fried eggs

Fied eggs is a figurative way of saying someone has injured their testicles, leading to pain or discomfort. It's an informal and vivid way to describe the painful condition resulting from an injury to the testicles.

The phrase "he fried his eggs on that rail" vividly describes an incident where someone sustained a painful injury to their testicles by hitting or crushing them against a rail. It's a graphic and informal way to convey the severity of the injury, emphasizing the significant pain experienced.

Guy 1: What happened to Timmy yesterday in the skate park?
Guy 2: He fried his eggs on that rail over there!
Guy 1: Fuck! Now he has fried eggs between his legs! No more babies for him!

by DaveDH August 20, 2024