A young male with no common sense usually spends his days violently masterbating or playing video games. He only thinks about himself and thinks he's "the shit". He spends a very little time working out thinking that it will make a huge difference. He drinks pussy powder by the gallon and enjoys putting miscellaneous objects into his ass. He is a down right dirty and usless like some crotches.

Dude my buddy's little brother is such a crotch chris.

by Gargles June 14, 2017

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Chris is a Dick

Have you met Chris? No? Good, better without

by Amelia214 November 23, 2021

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Stinky Back Door Chris

A Stinky Back Door Chris or well know was the (Stinkus Doorlilous Christopher) is a creature that lives in the shadows of your room and under your bed.

Girl: OMG THE STINKY BACK DOOR CHRIS VISITED ME LAST NIGHT WHAT DO I DO?!
Girl 2: I don't know just sleep on the couch ig

by Chiloh White April 22, 2022

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