by birdwhohasaccesstotheinternet June 13, 2022
Get the sammug. Metal sam is the natural treasure of the horsham alternative scene. known about west sussex for his long hair, funny walk, and leather jacket, he is typically recognised striding about horsham market in the early hours of the day and congregating with his strange friends at local market stalls. Be careful not to engage in conversations with metal sam as he will quickly change the conversation to how many cds are in his bag at that current time, and if you can name 3 songs from whatever band t-shirt you are wearing.
“Oh god, here comes metal sam. Probably no good CDs in the british heart foundation then. May as well go home”
by BigChad111 November 20, 2021
Get the Metal Sammug. 
a man who openly flirts with women over text due to the lack of confrontation the platform provides. sarcasm is unidentifiable over text, allowing overt flirting to occur.
by david leach April 13, 2020
Get the sammug. Midwestern girl is is shy and timid sexually but probably does things like fuck dogs and has threesomes
by Moo.sam December 2, 2024
Get the lazy eyed sammug. Sam is an all round good guy. He’s hardworking, talkative and likes his food. However, he can be a snake at times and also likes to mow your lawn on saturdays. In other words, he is the epitome of a fuck boy. However, at the end of the day he still has time to finish off an extra sushi roll.
Bro, that girl last night said she hooked up with a hot guy but didn’t catch his name.
Bro: yeah hard to tell, could of been Sam Pilkington!
Bro: yeah hard to tell, could of been Sam Pilkington!
by Twomanyblues46 July 25, 2019
Get the Sam pilkingtonmug.