Great heavens almighty! Is that our savior, divine being from above, the Jesus Christ?! Why, no, but I can see why you’re confused. That, my friend, is a faberge egg, one of the most illusory objects to ever exist. It is timeless, crafted from the souls of dead Republican senators, detailed with an engraved sequential narrative depicting the entire plot to “How to Train Your Dragon”, and stands on a plate composed of flattened Twisted Tea cans. It is remarkable, terrifyingly beautiful, and the perfect shape to stick up your ass.
In the early years of primary school education on drugs, the government showed a video, where a cracked egg in a frying pan was “your brain on drugs”. If that was a faberge egg, the quote would’ve been “this is your brain on God”.
by quit pro ayo March 23, 2023
by Egg shell September 05, 2019
Grilled jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese and cheddar, wrapped in bacon or sausage to resemble an egg. There are no actual eggs involved.
by Don Gington April 12, 2022
When you fit more than 50 raw natural eggs in a woman’s, she will get busted ! Anything more than that will cause a boom.
by Noragami October 08, 2021
When a man is getting busy with a woman using soy sauce as lube, and using an egg roll as the member.
by AJ38 December 10, 2021
A person how is not out as a trans-person, but is show strong sings of being not cis-gender Transgender, Nonbinary, Gender-nonconforming, etc.. This term is similar to, but distinct from "being closeted" for queer/gay people, because it implies that the person might be unaware of it them self.
The actor* who does Philosophy Tube has strong egg-vibes. *actress, Olivia Thorn publicly came out 01/30/2021
by QueerEi2000 April 03, 2022