Straight Man Syndrome

(as a gay man) When only straight men seem to hit on you.
OR
(as a gay man) When you only seem to have crushes on straight men.

Me: Jessica, I have straight man syndrome.
Jessica: What? there’s another one?

by Raizkii April 14, 2025

Eating mac and cheese straight out of the box

A more colorful and imaginative term for performing oral intercourse on a woman.

Man 1: “Did you eat Martha out last night?”

Man 2: “Yeah man! I was eating mac and cheese straight out of the box!”

by peach_pit April 25, 2025

Straight Donk

That is ass

You're being straight donk right now.

by SuedeFungus May 1, 2025

Kentucky Straight

What a non-straight person from Ohio who has internalized homophobia calls themself instead of their actual sexuality.

Bro, are you gay?

"No! I'm Kentucky Straight!"

Why didn't you just say 'straight'?

by MalMalfactor May 5, 2025

Straight Donk

Complete ass.

You're being a straight donk right now.

by SuedeFungus May 6, 2025

you're parent straight

*The ultimate normativity-nuking clapback, weaponizing heterosexuality as a diss. With a destructive power of 999,999,999,999, it erases basicness in a 5,000-mile radius. Side effects include spontaneous allyship, cishets evaporating into pumpkin spice lattes, and your local HOA disbanding.*

*Brad: "ur mom gay lol"
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.

by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025

ur parent straight

A cataclysmic comeback to "ur dad lesbian", this insult detonates at 1,000,000,000,000 power. Turns entire bloodlines into "Live Laugh Love" signs and converts MAGA hats into pride flags. Warning: May cause Karens to melt into essential oils.

*Kyle: "ur dad lesbian 😎"
Enby Overlord: "ur parent straight."
Kyle: transforms into a nonbinary forest elf
His lifted truck becomes a community garden.

by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025