Nut riot

Definition - when u already nutted once or twice today and u find the best thing to nut to and the semen in your balls starts a riot bc your dumbass already shot your skeet

John- yooo check out this ig model
Kevin- dammit now I’m gonna have a nut riot

by RZ🤙🏼 August 1, 2018

The Hadjar Nut

When you nutted so hard you dont know if this is real life or not. It can also be referenced to the mandela nut beacuse the hadjar nut indicates that if u cant find the porn u jacked of to a few days ago you may have never seen that porn

Yesterday i have flet the HADJAR NUT it was quite a good feeling.

by The nuutty nut November 5, 2019

Nut-shame

When a man gets the BIG horn and it takes hold of him like a demon and he sleeps with someone that he doesn't really want to because of said demon. The demon then leaves his body in the form of white sticky love piss and he returns to his normal self. The immediate remorse and regret felt following the demon's departure is nut-shame.

*at party*

Guy 1: I just fucked the ugliest gremlin of a girl, let's get out of here before anyone finds out
Guy 2: Ahh pal, instant nut-shame.

by The brickyard beaver September 26, 2019

Balding A Nut

Taking ones razor and shaving a section of your scrotum

Ryan was Balding A Nut one day when his mom Walked in.

by jewbag/jewiness February 27, 2017

De-Nutting

(Verb)

The action of the seamen going back inte penis with magic powers

Friend 1: Yo how did you clean up from last night

Friend 2: Bro, I just did some de-nutting with my special powers

by Peeppa November 25, 2019

Johnson Nuts

Johnson Nuts is the CEO of nuts and is the arch nemesis of Richard Balls

Person 1: do you know who Johnson Nuts is?
Person 2: yes he is the CEO of nuts

by ball enjoyer April 25, 2023

Young Nut

Young Nut is a Sound Cloud rapper and now also on Spotify! He is from Arizona, and attended ASU. He also averages over one million plays per month on Spotify, clearly showing he has some decent music. He is a white causcasian with dyed hair.

When he made the name Young Nut it refers to him who is young, nutting into a milf. This is his gig and what has gotten him so far.

Dude I just put a Young Nut in your mom

by Andrew Alvarez November 15, 2018