Michael May

Michael May is the type of guy that touches little kids and is ugly and fat.

Michael May touches little girls

by Lab on Jackson December 6, 2023

21 may

If is that day rn you have to message ur bsf and say ,,hi,I like you,,
If u really like her and that person says me too ,idk kiss her,marry w her.
If you said it like a joke and that merson says: what? or stfu or any of these just make that with a seen.

u:hello Lola(name of ur bsf),I like you.
lola:serious? I hope thatis not just bc is 21 may.
u:yea
lola:oh,me too

by rockbles May 21, 2022

aléira-mai

the realest chick you could have

“Oh my goodness bruh I need Aléira-Mai in my life rn💔💔💔!”

by goodvibes224 August 10, 2025

May 14th

The day pretty ass people were born.

Person 1: Hey Ri’s birthday is on May 14th!
Person 2: Wow really? That explains why she’s so mother fucking attractive and beautiful.

by novAsworldd May 6, 2023

Mai

An instrument used during sex and no I didn't just make this up

"That mai went hard af 🤤"

by Wank_skank_0 bank October 16, 2020

May 4th

Send your partner a nude photo

Hey babe it’s may 4th you know what that means

by Ohtani May 4, 2022

May 30

International send a titty pic day

Babe send a tit pic

No

But it’s may 30

Okay fine

by Opticalwheat May 30, 2024