Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Then, using some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Next, collect a large amount of fresh shit, then take all the ingredients, mix well, and leave alone for a week of fermentation. When ready, bake at high temperature until a nice crispy crust forms. Once you finish baking, you may eat your delicious treat, or share the snack with others.

Hey bro! I just finished making our favorite Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025

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Mystic Flour Cookie

First beast cookie in cookie run kingdom. Opposite of dark cacao cookie. Has the light of apathy

Mystic flour cookie has apathy

by y is it called pseudonym April 4, 2025

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Snookie Cookie

In South African English slang, a vulgar and often pejorative term referring to a female with genitalia which smells of fish (i.e. where 'Snookie' means 'as or like a Snook' - a common South African fish species - and 'cookie,' which is a common English slang term for a woman's vagina); the unclean and/or dirty genitalia of a particularly promiscuous female.

"Ah bru, howsit with Katjie?"

"No good China. She's got a snookie cookie!"

by KaizerJose April 8, 2025

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