Car Douchebag

Those dudes that drive around at 3AM max fucking throttle with the loudest possible cars.

Person 1: "Damn I was trying to sleep but was woken up by some Car Douchebag"
Person 2: "Me too, he must've been driving around neighborhoods to fuck up everyone's sleep."

by RathboneTheGoldHoarder July 9, 2022

Hoe car

The type of car a guy drives that usually indicates he’s single and lookin, a bachelor ‘s car ie chevy Camaro, Dodge Charger, etc.

He pullin all the females in that hoe car

by Sambo90 November 13, 2022

Car

A metal box with usually four wheels that can carry up to six people, if you count with the trunk.

"Did you hear about that guy that had sexual relations with a Car?"

by Cup of steel June 11, 2023

Safety Car Merchant

Safety Car Merchants are drivers in Formula One who often use the safety car to win races, or in rare cases, World Championships. One notable example of a safety car merchant is Fraudstappen, who robbed the 2021 championship off the back of a fraudulent call during a safety car from world class robber Michael Masi. Fraudstappendogs claim this championship is legitimate, even though it wasn’t.

Fraudstappendog: MAX IS MY FAVOURITE DRIVER!!!!
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant

by realistpenduhater November 3, 2023

O Bam A Car E!

When you type in "Obama Care" you'll get this definition. Coined by the popular late night host Stephen Colbert (whose main target audience used to be teens during this time; but now mostly parents like watching him) on The colbert report, circa 2010-2011.

Man: What do I need for my health care?
Health care advisor: O Bam A Car E!

by Thanks, obama. January 27, 2025

clown car of clusterfuck

1. A shit-show; chaos at the top of a sinking corporate or entertainment hierarchy.
2. A revolving door of incompetent bosses.

Coined and used by wrestling promoter Eric Bischoff.

"It was a clown car of clusterfuck at the top so I didn't need to know nor did I care."

With who they were bringing in, I knew it was gonna be a clown car of clusterfuck at my job.

by I mean, yeah March 1, 2020

Hot car

A car that's well known by cops for speeding and other traffic offences. Having a "hot car" means you're likely to get pulled over.

Be careful I have a hot car

by Tomtheavgeek July 15, 2021