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Mike and Marcos law

The observation that when the number of individuals for a given party increases to 3 or higher, the increased likelihood that the desired outcome of the planned event will diminish.
Look like no one here at the party, where everyone? Mike and Marcos law!

Let's keep this movie event at 3 people to keep Mike and Marcos law from happening.
by MardoMarket August 2, 2021
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Dee's law

If someone says a name of someone you don't know, or a place you don't recognise, they must be making deez nuts joke.
A: "Have you ever spoken to Dee?"
B: "You're not gonna get me with that one"
A: "What do you mean? Dee is my good friend from school, I'm not joking"
B: "You must be lying its Dee's law"
by DeesLaw August 15, 2021
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out-law

The people who used to be in your family of marriage but are "no longer family," because you're divorced.
I'm taking my kids to spend time with my out-laws because I feel like they should be able to know their grandparents, aunties, uncles and cousins on that side of the family, regardless of how my ex feels about me.
by momforlife August 17, 2021
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Soulstice's Law

There will always be a comparison or a vibe drawn to Fromsoftware's popular hit games Bloodborne, Dark Souls and Elden Ring to any game if one or more of the following conditions are met:

Tough & challenging
Stamina bar
Medieval or gothic setting
Roll / Sidestep
Interconnected world design
Asynchronous online features
Person 1: Bro that Soulstice game gives me Dark Souls vibes
Person 2: But it plays nothing like it. They only share a dark fantasy setting. Soulstice's Law.
Person 1: That last sentence sounds pretentious as shit!
Person 2: You're damn right it does, I just made it up.
by JudgementNutItNeverEnded August 26, 2021
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Fifth law of physics

Like inertia, but it means cuteness instead. Refers to big chungus and other such things
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The Internet Law of California

A common social media principle that states the following:

On any post or other social media content that has even the slightest reference or mention of California, it is guaranteed that at least 1 person will comment about how the state is a shithole.

These commenters are usually from those who aren't from California and/or have never visited. Or from people who have visited the big cities of California or those who are jealous.

Typically, these comments vary from the following categories:

- California being a liberal/blue state

- California being infested with homeless

- Californian is a communist state

Remarks usually remain within these 3.
*Instagram post of the USA map displaying favorite restaurants across the states*

connor_rowe84: California is a shithole

This is an example of the Internet Law of California
by cumvid June 19, 2021
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Newton's 4th law

A so called scientific proof mentioned by kritik (name changed) whenever someone calls him sus
"Newton's 4th law. Bopz!", kritik (name changed) said as someone called him sus
by Bopzfellow June 26, 2021
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