golden Bandaid

A golden bandaid is someone or something who just looks good on the outside but is fake and has something bad or dark underneath

“ I love Justin Timberlake”
“Girl, get over him he is just good on the outside, like a golden bandaid”

by Ched in bed 101 February 21, 2024

golden laptop

golden laptop is where you spray paint your dick in golden and then skull fuck someone until their skull implodes in golden cum.

jaden reid im going to give you the golden laptop after school

by damo dazza February 26, 2024

Golden Laptop

The golden laptop refers to Jaden Reid's laptop being spray-painted in gold, and then the participants that are painting trace their dongs onto the laptop. They hide under the table until Reid sits down, then the participants jump out and skull fuck him until he has a phobia of laptops and the colour gold.

Man should be do the golden laptop to Jaden Reid

by Aiden_Fullertons homophobic 🍅 February 26, 2024

Golden Laptop

The Golden Laptop is a fun game where you spray-paint someone's laptop gold preferably JR. To begin the game you have to run over to the person (JR) and shout "Golden Laptop". This gives the person who shouted Golden Laptop the chance to pin the Person (JR) and do whatever you want to him. This could be anything and everything preferable stuff like setting his pubes on fire, stapling his eyes shut, or even 💀f***ing him.

Person 1: "I'm kind of bored right now, I don't know what to do".
Person 2: "We should play Golden Laptop, when JR leaves let's paint his laptop gold".
Person 1: " He's on his way back".
JR: " Who the f*** painted my laptop gold, I'm f***ing kill you".
Person 1: " GOLDEN LAPTOP".
Person 2: " I called dibs on ripping his toe nails off".

by Aiden_Fullertons homophobic 🍅 March 3, 2024

Goader Boner

The erection (be it penile or clitoral) one gets from antagonizing others online or in person.

You don't know a damn thing about that! Are you just saying that to get a Goader Boner?

by Rone4 March 5, 2024

Golden belt

The 'seal' when one is drinking copious amounts.
Similar to 'breaking the seal'

Have you broken the golden belt yet?
Yeah I've been pissing like a racehorse

by Pissyboy12341 March 9, 2024

Golden Muck Shower

The act of taking a shit in the shower and then proceeding to drench it in piss while the vile concoction splashes all over your face and the shower walls.

Well call me a cracker at midnight! I’ll be damned! Colby just took a Golden Muck Shower in our clean bathroom! He will suffer for this now!

by GinnerRat March 9, 2024