david

David is a Really handsome boy with curly hair and a big penis the size of marocco.
He loves Bread and loves the smell of Bread cooking in the oven. He is Really smart . He doesnt even learn good. Hes Really funny and loves pussy. He can get mad but he'll always forgive you. He doesn't believe in god but in Jahwe because he is jewish. He always games on the ps4 with his " friends". He loves racing games .

david: Hey guys I love Bread like a david

by Florientje 123 January 25, 2018

David

David, He REALLY Loves Men, Not as friends but in a sexual way, he acts really gay

Woah David is sooo gay.

by Davidlikesmen69 September 15, 2021

The David paradox

The David paradox is a weird phenomenon that causes your straight friends to send you gay porn intros at 3:00am without explanation.

“Hey man I’m sorry about last night I had a random urge to send you gay porn intros it just happens out of nowhere it must be the David paradox happening”

by Br0Trøn November 16, 2025

David

The coolest guy who always knows the answer to your questions about specific questions. He is very good in the bed industry. He makes the highest quality beds and sells massive orders to MattressFirm every year. If you know him, ask him for a loan cuz he's filthy rich from the mattress industry

I just slept in David's bed
You're one lucky girl

by ArthurGaudreau December 16, 2019

David

A David has the biggest dick you have ever seen

David has a big dick

by BotsRBetter March 12, 2022

David Riesenkamp

David riesenkamp is a guy that likes things that a girl likes

hello, do you think he is a David Riesenkamp type of guy?
Yeah, i think so

by gyat warrior April 22, 2024

davide

Davide è il ragazzo migliore che potessi mai trovare. Il suo passato da stronzo lo ha portato a non mostrare i suoi sentimenti ma se trova una persona di cui si fida ciecamente potrebbe raccontargli quello che ha passato. Vuole mostrarsi forte davanti agli altri ma se troverà una persona che lo ama per davvero con tutto il suo cuore allora diventerà un vero amore. Davide ha molti amici e si diverte, vive la vitae se ha un obbiettivo lo raggiunge. E' testardo e non ha paura di dire in faccia quello che pensa. Se trova la persona giusta farebbe di tutto per lei/lui.

x:Ho conosciuto Davide
o:Non fartelo scappare per nulla al mondo

by i'madreamer November 22, 2021