Chris-Ballcancer

a person who denies having ball cancer yet wont show me their balls

yo bro you hear Alana has chris-ballcancer

by Jwill1109999999999 January 23, 2024

Chris

Chris is a direct synonym for beta male, meaning to be a a subordinate male.

He could never be an alpha, his name is Chris.

by nuee September 30, 2021

Chris

Just an Island Boy trying to get by. 🏝

Chris is an Island boy

by Cdizzle8675309 November 24, 2021

Chris

Cool guy but usually too scared to do anything risky

*in the macy's changing room*
Brandon: Where the fuck is Chris
Arhum: That nigga is too scared!
Brandon: Lets get him!

by Bdog22222 January 17, 2019

crotch chris

A young male with no common sense usually spends his days violently masterbating or playing video games. He only thinks about himself and thinks he's "the shit". He spends a very little time working out thinking that it will make a huge difference. He drinks pussy powder by the gallon and enjoys putting miscellaneous objects into his ass. He is a down right dirty and usless like some crotches.

Dude my buddy's little brother is such a crotch chris.

by Gargles June 14, 2017

Chris

Chris is a Dick

Have you met Chris? No? Good, better without

by Amelia214 November 23, 2021

Stinky Back Door Chris

A Stinky Back Door Chris or well know was the (Stinkus Doorlilous Christopher) is a creature that lives in the shadows of your room and under your bed.

Girl: OMG THE STINKY BACK DOOR CHRIS VISITED ME LAST NIGHT WHAT DO I DO?!
Girl 2: I don't know just sleep on the couch ig

by Chiloh White April 22, 2022