I poked her with my dick in the ass and she laughed so I started to fuck her really hard in the ass and she starts moaning but I can't stop but as I am pounding her ass I bump into something and I got an accidental anal burn from her hair straightener.
by jhakjsdhfkj July 20, 2020
Get the Accidental Anal Burnmug. by Pseudo-one August 10, 2009
Get the Anal Hair Pastamug. The official day of anal is April 21st. On this special day, females who REALLY love their spouses, or are just freaky as hell, feel almost obligated to give their man some quality anal sex. Once a year, men across the nation look forward to what is referred to as, "the best holiday ever created."
Guy 1: hey man do you know what tomorrow is?
Guy 2: easter?
Guy1: yes. easter and.....NATIONAL ANAL DAY!!!
Guy2: oh shit man i almost forgot! Make sure your girl stays away from the brussel sprouts at dinner!
Guy 2: easter?
Guy1: yes. easter and.....NATIONAL ANAL DAY!!!
Guy2: oh shit man i almost forgot! Make sure your girl stays away from the brussel sprouts at dinner!
by NewYorkDankees April 21, 2019
Get the National Anal Daymug. when a gentleman attempting to butt fuck encounters the life long question as to whether the woman would want him to wear a raincoat, or just plain raw dog it.
Last Friday, me and Suzy were getting down to business, then I got totally mindfucked by the anal condom enigma, so she bounced and I had to rub one out so i didn't get blue balls.
by holla holla back ching chang May 11, 2007
Get the the anal condom enigmamug. i got a bad feeling that there is some post anal drip in my underwear after that last fart i let out!
by Richard Fromage May 19, 2004
Get the post anal dripmug. by AustinJP August 27, 2008
Get the Anal Cowboy (Cowgirl)mug. by Lana69 July 26, 2016
Get the national anal daymug.