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Accidental Anal Burn

I poked her with my dick in the ass and she laughed so I started to fuck her really hard in the ass and she starts moaning but I can't stop but as I am pounding her ass I bump into something and I got an accidental anal burn from her hair straightener.
by jhakjsdhfkj July 20, 2020
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Anal Hair Pasta

Giving someone with a hairy ass a rim job.
I went to lick her ass but instead got a mouth full of anal hair pasta.
by Pseudo-one August 10, 2009
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National Anal Day

The official day of anal is April 21st. On this special day, females who REALLY love their spouses, or are just freaky as hell, feel almost obligated to give their man some quality anal sex. Once a year, men across the nation look forward to what is referred to as, "the best holiday ever created."
Guy 1: hey man do you know what tomorrow is?
Guy 2: easter?

Guy1: yes. easter and.....NATIONAL ANAL DAY!!!
Guy2: oh shit man i almost forgot! Make sure your girl stays away from the brussel sprouts at dinner!
by NewYorkDankees April 21, 2019
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the anal condom enigma

when a gentleman attempting to butt fuck encounters the life long question as to whether the woman would want him to wear a raincoat, or just plain raw dog it.
Last Friday, me and Suzy were getting down to business, then I got totally mindfucked by the anal condom enigma, so she bounced and I had to rub one out so i didn't get blue balls.
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post anal drip

what you get when attempting to fart, but you end up with a hershey squirt coming out instead.
i got a bad feeling that there is some post anal drip in my underwear after that last fart i let out!
by Richard Fromage May 19, 2004
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Anal Cowboy (Cowgirl)

Similar to Butt Pirate and Rump Ranger but it could go for both sex.
Riley is an Anal Cowgirl

Austin is an Anal Cowboy (Cowgirl)
by AustinJP August 27, 2008
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national anal day

Its national anal day if u know what i mean. buttstuff anal
by Lana69 July 26, 2016
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