simp

Anyone named Matthew

"Matthew simp"

by im god May 3, 2020

simp

A guy who puts the hoes before the bros

"nate why are you putting me in the trunk"

"because we're am i gonna put the girls"

"your being such a simp"

by anonymous December 3, 2020

Simp

A guy who would do anything for pussy but never gets it. Would literally ditch the boys to hang with the girls just to be friendzoned and called the gay best friend. Usually named Jacob

Guy 1: omg you are really going to hang with girls instead of the boys?
Guy 2: yea im trying to get my dick wet
Guy 1: you never get pussy all the girls friend zoned you! You’re such a simp!

by Thatpussman January 16, 2020

Simp

A man who puts the hoes before the bros.

Kyle is a major simp for ditching us for those hoes.

by The Negotiator 747 July 14, 2020

simp

a lot of kind of simps on kind believes women are gods, one kind does kind things and want sex for picking up a chip they drop, one kind calls women making saying your bf is (beep) come date me and I am not like other guys (if a guy says I am not like other guys say I am like other women)

bob is a simp he gives 2000$ a week to women online

by trup2020 August 20, 2020

Simp

Jared Is simp

Jarid is a simp

by Ledankdoge April 16, 2020

Simp

A simp is a guy who over posses a girl. He wants to please and give her all the attention to ensure that he has a good relationship with her. Simps leave the boys for this girl because he wants to get the pussy, but then get friendzoned by her. At the end of the day a simp is taking Ls in their life and can't secure the pussy. Commonly a simp will laugh and say nice things and talk his way out of the situation so the boys don't find out. A simp is commonly associated with the following names: Daniel, Ryan, Bryce, Luke, Terrence, Williams, Andre, Jeremy, and Conner. Associated names that guys simp for are: Ava, Haley, Neaveh, Britney, Amelia, Sophia, Veronica, Clara, Jessica, Kelly and Mia. Last some of the lines that common simps use are: "Oh, it's okay" "Sorry I didn't mean it" "that's so cute" " i'm on call with my mom" "bro I swear i'll block you" "oh- okay bud" "did they hurt your feelings"... and lastly uses the word hella, bru, mate a lot.

say you're on discord/facetime/game chat or anything that has to associate to talking to the boys... "ay yo Kyle bro do you here that..."

Kyle: "ya sounds like a female!".... they boys hear Terrence laughing and hears the female on the phone with him.

Kyle + the rest of the boys: "WHAT A FUCKIN SIMP"

Terrence: "what you mean I-"

by Jamal Murray April 21, 2020