Mexican heart taco is where you take a very large bore hypodermic syringe and inject human feces into one of the four main chambers of the human heart. When the victim wakes up and grabs their heart you have a huge lady sit on their mouth and poop until the victim suffocates. When the police come you pretend not to speak English.
NOTE -- often confused with a Mexican Crap Taco
NOTE -- often confused with a Mexican Crap Taco
by dgrrr April 07, 2009
My wife was feeling frisky and asked me to stir her taco meat.
Sorry I'm late my wife was feeling a little horny and asked me to stir her taco meat.
stir the taco meat- in which a man gyrates his hips after penetrating a vagina
Sorry I'm late my wife was feeling a little horny and asked me to stir her taco meat.
stir the taco meat- in which a man gyrates his hips after penetrating a vagina
by Ghost99 February 04, 2016
A series of bodily postures that icy white women take up in the presence of black men in order to effect a negative sex signal. Similar to the combinations of moves in a arcade fighting game, some white women are no longer just button smashers when it comes to soul pole dodging. They have developed a full faq for fending off the bucks.
Grab my purse, hair in a bun, grab my stomach, no more dancing niggers in my dreams when I sleep! Hoo-ray for Barbara Bush and Pink Taco Tekken. It helps me procrastinate!
by Hollywood Hogan's Daughter loves Leroy September 12, 2005
when a person, likely someone you're attracted to, has hot breath but for some reason the very nature of them having hot breath turns you on.
by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo January 04, 2015
6-9 year old;*gets moms credit card and buys a boom box*
10+ year old;*plays depressing music
6-9 year old;*plays the deafult id code,its raining tacos and thinks its cool*
10+ year old;...*leaves game*
10+ year old;*plays depressing music
6-9 year old;*plays the deafult id code,its raining tacos and thinks its cool*
10+ year old;...*leaves game*
by bread yeet bread yeet May 23, 2019
A statement expressing that one's physical attributes, including strength, speed, stamina, muscle mass, etc., are the culmination of adherence to an austere and unyielding dietary regiment that encompasses but is not limited to Cool Ranch Doritos® Locos Tacos, Crunchwrap Supremes, Nacho Fries, and Baja Blast Mountain Dew.
Made famous by Baltimore Ravens' Linebacker Matthew Judon
Made famous by Baltimore Ravens' Linebacker Matthew Judon
"The Baltimore Taco Bell owners, in appreciation of the support and commitment of Matthew Judon of the Baltimore Ravens, hereby proclaim Friday, November 8th, 2019 as "Matthew Judon Day" at all participating Baltimore Taco Bell restaurants. In celebration, all participating restaurants will offer free tacos between the hours of 2pm and 5pm so everybody can have a Body Built By Taco Bell!"
by LamarJacksonIsElite November 08, 2019
The sequel to buger king foot lettuce where the youtube channel “top 15s” talks about a Taco bell employee who pissed on nachos.
#14
#14
by TheFuck69 March 10, 2018