Potato

A somewhat tan man or woman who is fat

Look at Jim he’s such a potato

by HTXRCDIII December 15, 2018

Potato

A potato is a little brown plant that comes from the ground. It is eatable and delicious. A potato a day keep all the bad people away. Potatoes are the only perfect food.

I love me some potatoes

by Idoit&shame June 30, 2018

potato-balled

When you get so bamboozled you dont even know what to do with yourself.

Damn bro! That girl saw that magic trick and got potato-balled!

by kite.kite.kowai April 26, 2022

Potato

A potato is a word that can be use to describes once appearances.

Person A: “Ewwww. Delete that photo I look like such a potato

by heresthemotjerflippinTEAAA August 29, 2019

potato

a cat.

“can I show you my potatoes?”

“yeah, can I eat some?”

“what the heck no pls don’t eat my cats”

“oh their ur cats”

“Yeah”

by chikin nooget in the air??? September 18, 2022

Potato

Jeremiah Snyder

A girl: yo I like u Jeremiah

Jeremiah: I look like a potato tho
His friend: that’s a whole fact

by Holaaaaail February 23, 2019

Potato

A derrogatory slang for a mentally handicapped person, due to how many genetic abnormalities that lead to mental disfunction also result in a lumpen body shape with misaligned eyes.

"Why call him a potato? Because he's small, round, and his eyes are all over the place."

by Hoho Seeshow March 2, 2020