permanent hair cut

when you're naked and you drop something hot on your penis

hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut

by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005

Two lines in hair

To indicate ones acceptance to take intercourse in the anus.

See those two lines in hair ? That dude fucks but he fucks dudes!

by Big head lg February 5, 2021

The Norwegian Nose-hair trimmer

This is when a man lathers his big, meaty, schlong, which super glue, and right before it hardens, he shoves it into someone's nose and rips out their nose hair when it hardens

"went to the barber last weekend to get my beard trimmed, and the Barber gave me the Norwegian Nose-Hair Trimmer, and now my face feels smoother than a babies's butt!"

by JamesPage September 2, 2025

Curly hair

Lowkey the best hair type but hard to take care of it.
If you have hair type 3A, 3C, OR 3B (maybe even 4A) you have curly hair

It takes a bunch of shit to take care of Curly Hair

by ConnorBroski July 4, 2025

hair hoe

Some one who likes messy hair

Bro she said I had amazing hair

Bro she’s a hair hoe

by Gaallacchhheeerrrrr March 2, 2019

2020 hair

long shaggy-looking haircut, like you’ve been isolated for months and all the barbers and salons are closed.

Damn, Tiffany. You got some 2020 hair today, go fix yourself or put on a hat.

by beewalks January 9, 2021

bounch hair

The hair growth on your taint, nifkin, or grundle.

I like it when my chick braids my bounch hair with her tongue.

by Rowdy Rooster February 23, 2004