Philadelphia Cream Cheese

Another name for cum.

Harvey: Hey what'd you do last night?
Braden: I fucked my girl and got my Philadelphia Cream Cheese all over her.

by stonydaman April 5, 2021

cream cheese sock

A euphemism for cum sock

He threw the cream cheese sock at me

by emily :~) November 5, 2020

The Boston Cream

The act of placing a donut over the shaft of your penis to invite a messy blowjob. Partner proceeds to mow down

Guy walks into the bedroom… opens his robe to show a donut attired dick..
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”

by Annib March 4, 2022

Ice cream

A sweetened food usually eaten as a dessert. The proper way to eat ice cream is in a bowl with a knife. Another acceptable way it to eat icecream In a cone without cutlery

Samantha is eating ice cream with a spoon, what a weirdo

by GetItRighr July 13, 2018

Boston Cream Donut

The act of getting double penetrated in the nostrils, and having your nasal cavity filled with semen.

Hey Brayden, did you get a Boston cream donut cause I noticed your nose was dripping cream

by Leapstone November 11, 2024

sludge cream

A particular consistency of fecal excrement that occurs during menstruation or bowel battles. It resembles varied textures of sludge yet still creams through the colon.

I had to use an excessive amount of toilet paper today due to sludge cream.

by Moventure January 1, 2024

my balls sour cream

"My balls Sour cream" is a saying that you say to friends and ONLY friends because if you say it out loud in any public situation you will be arrested on the spot.

"Broo my balls sour cream"

by Sleepyboibear October 1, 2022