A poo ass Ring..Ring..Ring (picks up phone) Guy 1: hey bro I’ll call u back I’m at a dinner rn guy 2: k. 3 mins later guy 2: you done guy 1: stop u cuck
by Def king December 8, 2020

by Love_my_words September 17, 2020

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.
Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.
Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.
by bitchuck September 13, 2024

Basically a bunch of boys in my class. BUT ESPECIALLY MARKAS. HES SO BALD AND POOPY, HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN' DEFORMED CHICKEN NUGET, HE'S 4 FT 2 AND LIVES UNDER A ROCK. BALALLALALLALLALALLALLAL
by The best person obvi April 26, 2024

by Cecetwotwo May 21, 2018

The atom bomb that one poo that takes so long to do and when you finally do it it slashed into your bum
by Magic Feetus November 7, 2019
