Five minutes and five brains late

Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.

Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”

by MJ cool June 9, 2025

brain

is gone

very very VERY gone
also brain is an acronym for head

by zaximous November 30, 2021

mortar brain

A lack of brain cells; a type of disease that causes extreme unintelligence

Gee, Matthew sure has a bad case of mortar brain. I heard he got a D on the math text.

by Jmuss729472 November 7, 2017

pee brain

someone who is rude

stop being such a pee brain, be nice

by guytheby the ya November 3, 2022

Brain

To stab someone in the head.

"Walker, brain it!"

by Jimbojonesjimmy July 5, 2025

The Bird Brain "Glorious" Rebellion

The Bird Brain "Glorious" rebellion was a attempted rebellion by the Bird Brain "Glorious" to create a better Bird Brain Empire. The leader of this rebellion, Toybvnn, thought it would be a great idea to rebel from their country because "it wasn't talked about anymore." She insulted the empire, calling them toxic & idiots, thinking they wouldn't care. The leader of the Bird Brain Empire, Sinister, found out about this rebellion and demanded them to stop, especially considering that they're trying to make fun of what Sinister created. They didn't listen to this warning, trying to attack. They never attacked but the Bird Brains attacked by sending a raid to these rebels. A few hours after this raid happened, the rebel leader officially surrendered, making a half-assed apology on the situation.

(i can't think of an example sentence at the moment for the Bird Brain "Glorious" Rebellion)

by estonian.empireballs June 17, 2023

A brain

Something you don't need

I don't have a brain, I don't need it.

by GrilledGoat March 25, 2021