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J-Money

Hella cool. Kinda, sorta, best person that ever lived. Aceing math, best friends with all teachers at school. Makes evreyone laugh. Best friends with Paul Rudd. Lives alone in a mansion and with stacks of cash. Friends with evreyone. Has good hair. Forever hype. Yolo. Filmmaker.
AYYYYYYYY! J-MONEY HOW IT IS DAWG
by KINGK0NG69 November 21, 2021
mugGet the J-Moneymug.

Stealing money

You're perfectly fine with stealing all sorts of shit though aren't you? And you only have 200 million dollars because someone gave it to you, you retarded bitch. They took the money they made giving away music for FREE (Because you didn't used to have to PAY for Spotify) and GAVE IT to you so they could charge people money to listen to you.
Hym "Right. No. You just don't want to have to go back to 'working hard' again. If they take too much from YOU, YOU might not be able to guarantee that HARD WORK is optional, arbitrary, and subjectively defined for you piece of shit, useless fucking daughters. You want to sit there and feint superiority while saying "I don't think I'm better than anybody" with a smug fucking smirk on your face. Most of your moron fans will never have 3 million dollars. Let me tell you, no matter how hard you work you'll never be more than you are you piece of shit. But you're perfectly with stealing money. As long as it ain't you. You are where you deserve to be... Unless you're in a cage arbitrarily. You weren't talking that shit then were you? Absolute fucking drones. As long as you can force me to stay down here with the people who have resigned themselves to failure and inferiority you get to keep pretending you're better. I'll agree it's wrong for them to take it but... You worked hard and it AMOUNTED TO NOTHING. Just like it does for everyone else. I'm not even saying you deserve to be where I am or that I deserve to be where you are. But regardless of where we are in life you're a piece of shit."
by Hym Iam April 1, 2023
mugGet the Stealing moneymug.

money fucker

someone who loves money so much they would abandon there family for it, kind of like a jew.
by jj the 2nd December 9, 2019
mugGet the money fuckermug.

Jizz Money

Someone who didn't earn their wealth, but obtained their wealth through a well timed money shot.
The Koch Brothers are Jizz Money. As a matter in fact two-thirds of the 1% are Jizz Money.
by Slick Lion January 20, 2016
mugGet the Jizz Moneymug.

Cash Money

Kinley is being so uncash money.
by Bcsx3 April 11, 2021
mugGet the Cash Moneymug.

Money-e-cheese

When your high and Thinking about making Money
I got high on the end of my supply and need more so all i could think about was money I had the money-e-cheese
by AlphaNerfer September 25, 2010
mugGet the Money-e-cheesemug.

Buscando Money

A Spanish phrase that means 'to work hard for money'. Can be used interchangeably with "chasing a bag".
"What're you doing?"
"I'm just Buscando Money, you know? For my family."
by looseleafkilla May 1, 2024
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