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top fever

When you have a need and urge to top more than usual or all the time during sex or sexual activities.
Girlfriend: Want me to top?
Boyfriend:No, I have top fever I need to top.
by Ripbozo!Lbozo January 25, 2023
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Top fuel

The highest grade of cannabis,weed , flower, marijuana,Mota.
That bubba Kush is top fuel.
Smoke walks into a dispensary and ask the bud tender , "what's the best top fuel you have today"?
by Human Being 3 July 18, 2021
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Cheesy Top

when you're with a girl at a Chucky Cheese and she gives you head while she's eating pizza
"I was on a date with this hot chick and she gave me Cheesy Top out of nowhere."
by XD_Humanoid February 8, 2021
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Cake On Top Of The Candle

When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015
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Top

Someone who tops on bed while doing the no-no

Girls can also top
Dane: i heard Kayle is a top
Mark: wait,,,, isn't she a girl?
Dane: it is what it is
Mark: understandable. Have a nice day
by SquoshySnow August 24, 2021
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Top

A girl sucking a man’s dick

If you wanna know more go to Spotify and search up took her to the O
Yo that bitch gave me some top last night, it was good
by Sigma gayer 69 May 27, 2023
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Smooth top

Noun; name for an individual with a lack of hair on their head, giving them a “smooth top”.
Hey, smooth top, give me some owl noises!

Hey, smooth top, are you going to hit your beer quota?
by balake October 13, 2020
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