Shit fucking

A slang term used to describe extreme unproductivity. Similar to "fucking around" but a rung or two higher in how worthless the person is being.

Dave your paper is due by the end of the day! Stop shit fucking on Reddit and get to work!

by jellyjones May 25, 2018

Pile of Fuck

The phrase used to describe a situation or thing that is complicated and or messed up. Can be used in many instances whenever something bad or annoying has happened to you. It is also considered the next step up from a pile of shit situation or thing.

Ex. 1
Billy: I just got fired from my job and then found my best friend banging my girlfriend, what a pile of fuck!
Jimmy: I agree that is definitely a pile of fuck.

Ex. 2
Bill: That guy just sold me a bunch of calculators but none of them work!
Ted: That dude is nothing but a pile of fuck

by WileyCoyote September 7, 2013

Fucking-Pardon

Abbreviation of the phrase, "I beg your fucking pardon?!" Typically used to respond in a pseudo-polite way to something that was hideously offensive.

"Yo bitch, you got a great pair of titties."
"I beg your fucking-pardon?"

by Spanish Masturbation King October 8, 2009

Fuck Count

One's number of people they have slept with. A shorter and easier way to say "the number of people I've slept with".

Josh, "My fuck count's at 4."
Seb, "Damn! My fuck count is at 5 this week alone!"
Vicky, "I lost track of my fuck count at 18."

by psebq June 24, 2009

fuck boy

Some sissy guy that is all talk but deep down made out of chocolate. Fuck boys often wear nikes , Adidas, spend so much time on their hair, and are huge players.

Person 1- This dude is trying to add my snap
Person 2- Don't add him, I heard he is a fuck boy.

by Task-master October 12, 2017

FUCKING FOR TRACKS

the act in which a male or female has sexual intercourse in exchange for a hit record or "track" in which the fee for the hot song is some type of sexual satisfaction.

Man did you guys know that ole girl is fucking for tracks now, she really wants to make it big in the music business.

by ifuck4tracks March 24, 2009

fucking rock

a large rock that will cause you pain if you pick it up.

that rock is a fucking rock. if you pick it up, you're fucked.

by spacehat12 September 25, 2009