by slayer28829393 June 14, 2023

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

When you’re plugging away in the rear gate and pull out, when out drops a spud, and you nlow that load all over it
I was Fuckin your sister in the ass last night, and she rode me so hard it slipped out, she dropped a spud, but it was so good I had to top the tater
by Skanky Rabbi April 4, 2021

by alwaysdrop April 3, 2023

The ideal way of identifying if a man is worth talking to or not. If he uses Top G to describe himself or Andrew Tate, he is a weak willed and easily manipulated person who has to let another man do the thinking for him, and is not worth your time at all. Very often they will talk about "traditional values", masculinity and manhood, but if his "manhood" were half the size of his obnoxious ego, he wouldn't struggle to find women to have those "traditional values" with. Instead, they compensate on their lack of "manhood" by focusing on Bugatti's and being an asshole to women.
Woman: So how would you describe yourself?
"Top G": Well im the top g, im a high value male, a female like yourself just wouldnt understand. im an alpha, and im broke but daddy tate is teaching me how to make money. he has 15 Bugatti's, he's a top g.
Woman: And you are someone not worth talking to, bye.
"Top G": Well im the top g, im a high value male, a female like yourself just wouldnt understand. im an alpha, and im broke but daddy tate is teaching me how to make money. he has 15 Bugatti's, he's a top g.
Woman: And you are someone not worth talking to, bye.
by kysA.T. August 7, 2023

Q: How much is a beer with the top down in vancouver?
A: you have to tip fives at least. You can’t flip loonies underhanded like in Thunder Bay.
A: you have to tip fives at least. You can’t flip loonies underhanded like in Thunder Bay.
by Madam patterson April 26, 2024

Anyone who can drink a fuck ton but knows how to deal with it. Is always down to drink and have a good time but isnt annoying about it.
by Bottomboozer April 22, 2018
