Personality Tests

Hey, you hear Jordan's personality test gives different results based on whether or not you paid money to take it? You take the free one? Well, maybe you get some kind of average distribution of traits for your gender. Pay the 10.99 to take the test (Like I did)? Well... Maybe you're a psychopath of the school shooter variety. Oh no! Well it's too late for you (because you weren't socialized by age 4) but maybe if you pay the 20.99 for the future authoring program you can fix yourself. Still nothing? Better pack your stuff and go to his Exodus90 re-education program. You'll be whole one day! I can feel it! Just one more purchase and Jordan will make you complete...

Iam "Where did we land on the 'saying names' thing? Do you want me to say the names or not? Cus I saw this on a YouTube video and I don't remember the name."

Hym "We have to says Jordan's name or else it's plagiarism. He loves it! But that's pretty funny about those personality tests though innit? Wonder why they are like that..."

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023

person 22

the other person who witnessed person 21’s death

person 20: *kills person 21*
person 1: *insert text here*
person 22: now what in the diddly dang urban dictionary world is this

by the real cool amazing person April 2, 2023

master sand person

Victor

Don’t blow me up master sand person

by Johorthu June 4, 2024

gay person

a person who likes men and is a rainbow circle

“have u seen the rainbow circle , they are a gay person” says sheldon cooper

by biggie cheese’s grandson June 8, 2024

person of the third gender

this term is used as an umbrella term to refer to people that aren’t in the category of men and women,

(i.e: transgender, non-binary, ect.)

plural form: people of the third gender

“i am not, a man, i am not a woman either, i might be a person of the third gender.”

by Delilah Fletcher June 10, 2024

i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you

something people say when theyre retarded or are having a identity crisis

"i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you"

"what"

by RF5C June 12, 2024

Saw a person in half

A threesome with two guys and a girl or another guy, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. And the motion is similar to the use of a tandem saw.

Similar to Eiffel Towering and spit roasting.

Hey Bill, would you be up to saw a person in half later?

Sure, I've always wanted to go to Paris.

by Kyr_tandemsaw June 13, 2024