Toxic abusive male- Oh, she's a special victim all right this one officer, she's not like all the rest of the special victims. She deserves a special investigation.
Officer- You have the right to remain silent asshole, you have no other rights, now shut up.
Toxic abusive male- Just trying to put in a good word for her, I know a lot of guys are getting badmouthed by special victims tonight, so I wanted to give you some good news.
Officer- You have the right to remain silent asshole, you have no other rights, now shut up.
Toxic abusive male- Just trying to put in a good word for her, I know a lot of guys are getting badmouthed by special victims tonight, so I wanted to give you some good news.
by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020

When i queef into trey III mouths and he nuts into my face while i scream harder big pap chulo. Then i have lesbian sex with all the girls and make them cum hard and then i masturbate to all the guys and hit on them even tho im fat asf.
by Bigqueefer69calfmommy420chunk May 1, 2023

Taking a shit in the pool of the place you’ve been visiting for the next residents to find. Also works great for air bnb. If no pool taking upper deckers is also acceptable.
by Butter Sue July 26, 2019

Hi Allen, wanna pop back mine after the nightclub shuts. Can send some special K until we enter the K hole and pass out asleep!
by TheDruggoNextDoor March 5, 2018

by Julio Gutierrez April 15, 2019

Stunningly beautiful female with an appetite for cheese. She can often be found at night in her underwear, sneaking into fridges to collect cheese for consumption.
She is also keen to large amounts of alcohol and loves to party
If you happen to come across one make sure to bring some sprite because she might be thirsty
She is also keen to large amounts of alcohol and loves to party
If you happen to come across one make sure to bring some sprite because she might be thirsty
by Mathisa February 18, 2019

by Lewie special brah May 9, 2018
