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Squirt Sandwich

Two pieces of bread and some pussy squirt. Preferably served on a paper plate for easily disposable shame.
"That squirt sandwich was bussin'." - Nico
by Pepsi Sandwich February 24, 2022
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Penis Butter Sandwich

Describes the result of condomless (unprotected) sex and ejaculating inside of a vagina, creating a penis butter sandwich, which the perpetrator proceeds to eat after the act.
Man 1: "I ate a penis butter sandwich today."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."
by MikeHasAMic November 13, 2020
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3 man sandwich

While a guy is giving you head, another man cums from the back and gives you a rim job. Making you shit and cum at the same time
by Hair man lover May 4, 2021
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penis sputter sandwich

Self explanatory
I will never eat a penis sputter sandwich no matter how much you love them
by Kutsuba November 21, 2022
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Laptop Sandwich

When you open your laptop, put someones face inside and snap it shut whilst shouting 'WAHPOW!'.
She was being a moron, so I gave her a laptop sandwich. WAHPOW!
by fibrojohnpainscale10 May 5, 2017
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Post sandwich reflection

When the sandwich was so good you take the time to stare into the wind of how good it was
You ever had a sandwich so good you just had to reflect on its greatness = post sandwich reflection
by Malko p May 31, 2024
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Jerusalem Chicken Sandwich

A fight in which the combatants get completely naked and the goal of the fight is to rip off the other person's penis
If you fight him, be prepared for him to try a Jerusalem Chicken Sandwich on you.
by bluemadeline March 21, 2022
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