uncle sammed

When in the presence of several bitches you point to one and says I WANT YOU.

Price: yo these bitches are almost here.
Me: yea man its gonna be great!
(Bitches arrive)
Price: (points at the blonde) I WANT YOU!!
Me: you just got uncle sammed.

by pancakes and bacon July 24, 2016

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Sam

Sam is the most stunning, beautiful person in this world. Their smile, their eyes, all the gestures will drive you crazy. Sam is a flower person. They love art and reading, get hyperfixations quickly, they like analyzing stuff but won't get even the most direct signals, so unless you are brave enough, they will never know you like them. Sam's your ex, your bestie and your crush, all at the same time. Loving nature, their dog, being alone but also comfortable socializing. Even though they don't know, they're really loved and popular. They care too much about other's opinion but they don't let that stop them. If you meet a Sam, never let go.

Sam *exists*
Me: Omg omg don't confess your crush they're so damn beautiful *dies from love*

by Arandomunicorn January 25, 2023

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The Sam Cooper Curse

Put simply, if Sam bets on or has publicly voiced his support for any particular team that team will go on to lose – even against the odds! It is strategically recommended to fade Sam’s picks.

Man I wouldn’t have bet on TCU tonight if I knew Sam took them. The Sam Cooper Curse strikes again.

by Gogie January 9, 2023

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Airlie+Sam

Airlie+Sam was something Sam really hoped happened but they ended up falling out after school ended and did not ever meet each other again except once or twice by luck. Sam=idiot, dumb, stupid, hopeless, ugly, chopped and a complete dickhead. Airlie= Kind, Smart, Funny, Honest, Modest, Beautiful, Creative, Ambitious, Energetic and Cheerful.
You can tell why the combo never happened

Airlie+Sam was hopeless, Airlie was too good for him anyways

by Adrian Brian Jakob’s April 9, 2025

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