by MartinMartin013 July 19, 2022
Get the Salad tossing mug.A slang term for a sexual act in which a man ejaculates a large amount of semen into one of a woman's nostrils while she tilts her head and allows it to flow out of the other nostril. Origin implies a reference to the volcano Ojos del Salado and a traditional neti pot used for sinus irrigation.
Did you see that video of the chick getting a Salado Teapot?
He paid the escort an extra $150 to finish with a Salado Teapot.
He paid the escort an extra $150 to finish with a Salado Teapot.
by HandyDandyUSA July 22, 2022
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Similar to StayTuned, its usage immediately identifies the user as a Douche. Here, however, the douche label is due to the pronunciation, not just the usage.
Anyone NOT from France that uses a fake french accent to say it, in ANY context but ESPECIALLY at a restaurant, is a Douche.
Anyone NOT from France that uses a fake french accent to say it, in ANY context but ESPECIALLY at a restaurant, is a Douche.
*At a pretentious hotel restaurant, on a pretentious terrace, looking at overpriced, pretentious salads*
Lance: I'll take her advice and get the Salade Nicoise, please. Anyways, I love your dau.....
Cynthia: Sparkling, not still, oh and could I get a Sa-lah-deux Knee-SWOI-ZZZUGGGHHHHHH.
Lance: Jesus Christ, I can't marry your daughter now, what the fuck is the matter with you. Ok, We're Done Here. Also, I may call the police.
Lance: I'll take her advice and get the Salade Nicoise, please. Anyways, I love your dau.....
Cynthia: Sparkling, not still, oh and could I get a Sa-lah-deux Knee-SWOI-ZZZUGGGHHHHHH.
Lance: Jesus Christ, I can't marry your daughter now, what the fuck is the matter with you. Ok, We're Done Here. Also, I may call the police.
by Mike109999 July 24, 2022
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Get the salad mug.When you have a scab in your ass and your girlfriend liberates it while tossing your salad thus introducing a single bacon bit for added flavor.
My girlfriend gave me a salad toss with bacon bit and I'm feeling refreshed "butt" raw. (No pun intended).
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He comes from the depths of depression and rises above it just to be the greatest. He appreciates the rawness of life and being different from his previous self, now hates the sugar-coated expectations in life. He'll stop at nothing to show love to those He loves and knows what's best for them. Sometimes selfish and egoistic but hey, that's one of the fun parts. If you find a Saamarthya never let them go. Be close to them because what he thinks of you might not really be revealed to you unless you wait, also they have some of the greatest and most unexpected glowups of all time..
He comes from the depths of depression and rises above it just to be the greatest. He appreciates the rawness of life and being different from his previous self, now hates the sugar-coated expectations in life. He'll stop at nothing to show love to those He loves and knows what's best for them. Sometimes selfish and egoistic but hey, that's one of the fun parts. If you find a Saamarthya never let them go. Be close to them because what he thinks of you might not really be revealed to you unless you wait, also they have some of the greatest and most unexpected glowups of all time..
by Godfr September 7, 2022
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