Retard's Razor

Retard's Razor is a play on the term Occam's Razor to describe the dumbest, most one-dimensional, self-centered, self-serving, thoughtless reason that a person could have is the reason why they did something.

Apply Retard's Razor here: he didn't ghost her because he's 'figuring out his life' — he just wanted to bang and bounce.

Retard's Razor by Jhimbo3 April 15, 2026

Retard

Whatever John Henry does for the Red Sox post 2018 World Series.

“The Red Sox won 17-1 against the orioles today”
“Yea but the fired the coaching staff after the game while on a road trip”
“That’s just what a John Henry (retard) does”

Retard by The Yawkey Way April 25, 2026

Retard

Word used to describe someone who is mentally disabled or “dumb”

Apple is so retarded bro :p

Apple girl is a retard

Retard by Daniel :p April 25, 2026

retarded

(noun) a person who leaves religious comments under informational videos.

(random informational video) "evolution makes diseases harder to cure, as the pathogens that survive medical treatment are more likely to be resistant against our drugs and will spawn more pathogens that carry the same resistant traits"
(retarded person in comments section) "EVOLUTION ISN'T REAL, GOD CREATED EVERYTHING, BELIEVE IN THE LORD, CHRIST AND THE HOLY SPIRIT, JESUS WILL CURE ALL DISEASE"

retarded by BongBongLobotomyCorp May 22, 2026

Retarded snail

The act of smearing semen on a woman's body with ones penis in a strange, erratic inconsistent emotion leaving behind a streak like that of a retarded snail.

"I took her to my house and gave her the dirty dan then the retarded snail"

Retarded snail by Thethe1 June 12, 2026

jumping retard 

retard who likes to jump

that retards jumping, he must be a jumping retard

jumping retard by jerryaayyyy March 8, 2009

Bonsai Retard 

A bonsai retard is a retard that is chemically stunted at growth as to make a great fashion accessory.

tom cruis's baby is a bonsai retard

Bonsai Retard by Ball sack457 October 5, 2009