No play

No play means you get no pussy/girls

“This dude gets NO PLAYYY”

by eventhisusernameistaken December 30, 2022

Hemorrhoid Play

Sexual play with or involving hemorrhoids, coming from somebody’s anus.

Some partners in sex are into extreme or inherently gross practices; such as Hemorrhoid Play.

by Yakubiangangsta March 20, 2022

playing for Kansas City

Euphemism for a gay man. From the expression playing for the other team and the 1974 film Blazing Saddles.

“I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!”

“He’s not interested in girls, he’s busy playing for Kansas City” *wink wink*

by Willybobjonas123 June 13, 2021

someone who plays gorilla tag

Somebody who plays a game for fun that is not a gorilla tag kid.

I’m not a gorilla tag kid, I am someone who plays gorilla tag.

by Lerans April 28, 2022

let's play wifi

when 2 gay men decide to get out a double-sided dildo and have a competition to see who can slide it in the farthest first

Hey Derek, let's play WiFi.

by Stabbolikesgay February 24, 2021

Playing one's cards close to one's chest

While playing one's cards close to one's chest often refers to secretive behavior, it is nowadays being used as a euphemism for breast binding.

A lesbian or trans man may be referred to as someone who plays their cards close to their chest, especially when one is not sure what pronouns to use.

Oh, that's not a man, that's Hannah. She's got great tits but she's a butch and prefers to play her cards close to her chest.

That's Taylor, he can't play tag with us because he's playing his cards close to his chest and we don't want his lungs collapsing.

I saw Alex at the gym yesterday! It was pretty shocking because she usually plays her cards close to her chest but I guess she just uses a sports bra for working out.

Playing one's cards close to one's chest should be done safely and intermittently.

by King UwU Bean November 9, 2023

Playing in your ass

Used when you are just playing. This can be said after telling a friend a joke or when messing around with someone.

You can also use:
-Fondling in your ass
-Twiddling in your ass

This is not meant to be taken literally.

Me: I took a pregnancy test this morning.... it was positive.
You:.....
Me: I'm just playing in your ass.

by raleighnative March 11, 2024