pigs don't fly

a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.
by Sexydimma August 19, 2012
mugGet the pigs don't flymug.

pigs don't fly

a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
by Sexydimma May 24, 2012
mugGet the pigs don't flymug.

Pigs

Fat,pink,adorable,things that roll in mud.That wait around to become bacon. Also called swines.
That Farm over there had the cutest farm animals. Especially the pigs!
by That takes the cake 🍰 February 28, 2019
mugGet the Pigsmug.

Pig

To over-indulge to an unfathomable extent
We went absolutely pig last night at the bar

You guys are such pigs for beer

We made pigs of ourselves last night
by Gonepig September 27, 2020
mugGet the Pigmug.
A different Way of saying “It will never happen” Because pigs will never fly.
Person 1: the day that pigs will fly is when i’ll stop loving you!
Person 2: aww
by Enter Your Pseudonym Here September 20, 2022
mugGet the The day that pigs will flymug.

The Japanese pig

The act of the Japanese pig is where you take the head of your cock and chop it of and ship it to China some do it for pleasure
John: I heard dave did the Japanese pig
James: he didn't ship it to Japan did he
by Phat dog maker November 9, 2024
mugGet the The Japanese pigmug.

snuffle pig

Someone who doesn’t know when they are full after eating a meal and finishes the food on someone’s else plate too.
Sometimes be who literally eats that quick you would think they inhaled it
I physically feel sick watching that snuffle pig eating
by Rudi-dudi October 28, 2017
mugGet the snuffle pigmug.

Share this definition