pigs don't fly

a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma May 24, 2012

pig poo team elf

Big booth milf

Dang bro your mom is a pig poo team elf

by Feeeks December 1, 2021

Pigs in a Twaron Blanket

Slang for heavily armed policemen

“Look out! Pigs in a Twaron Blanket”

by SuperBaseAce1234 March 7, 2021

get pigged

When a person asks u for something and u say no and when the person gets mad you would say get pigged

Can I have some of your fries

No get pigged loser

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

by Get pigged lol August 24, 2020

pig-pile bile

When someone on the top of the pig-pile throws up on everyone. Whether it’s on purpose or accident depends on who’s in the pile.

Duuude, did you hear about how James pig-pile biled his ex during that party last night?

by KitKatGirl319 June 2, 2018

Ditch Pig

Ugly, trashy woman from the pits of hell.
Luke Combs female fans.

Hey, would you look at all of those ditch pigs in the pit at the Luke Combs show!

by The.know.it.all November 19, 2020

fair pigs

Term for 'fair enough' or cool, agreement.

Person A: Couldn't get you a coke, didn't have the money
Person B: Fair pigs, will grab one from the shop

Person A: You heard Zak and Tom got together?
Person B: Really? He's been after her for a while
Person A: yeah fair pigs, he did it.

by wordcatcher45 June 12, 2012