by I❤️Ryan September 16, 2021
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"Carl did it again, he spent 20 hours wrenching on that sperm banks truck and all he got was a jizz soaked kiss on the cheek. That's what he gets for truck simping"
by Skeeterskeet August 21, 2023
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Friend 2: Aww man you’re a simp
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by DefiningKidsIKnow December 8, 2020
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Verb: to overly obsess over someone in a bad way.
Noun: Someone who very badly obsesses over a person.
Noun: Someone who very badly obsesses over a person.
Verb:
"That person was simping so horrendously that I couldn't even be within 5 metres/washing machines/alligators/whatever you imperial system users use for measurement of where that person was simping!"
Noun:
"Yeah, that person is such a simp."
"That person was simping so horrendously that I couldn't even be within 5 metres/washing machines/alligators/whatever you imperial system users use for measurement of where that person was simping!"
Noun:
"Yeah, that person is such a simp."
by Qpwo_Tpwo March 8, 2023
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A simp is a person who is unilaterally extremely biased towards someone they find attractive, catering to them excessively in Hopes of getting their attention.
Simping is often accompanied by negative traits like insecurity(where, by exposing others negative traits, a simp will attempt to make themeselves more attractive) a superiority complex or narcissism ( where they believe extreme actions like large sums of money or constant attention will be rewarded with love )
When a simp very strongly sides with a specific girl that is being accused, criticized, or insulted(and especially so if over the internet) they will be called white knights.
Simping is not to be mistaken with simple compliments, or a natural effort of a person to make a move, this is because it sits on a fine line, varying in severity from person to person and is only truly defined when the action is very extreme(ex:buying cars,clearing debts,organizing vacations,ecc...) and/or repeated often over time(driving them around , paying for meals to hang out,ecc.)
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Alternatively it's used in a negative connotation synonymous to adjectives like: naive, gullible or easy to manipulate.
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It can be used in a positive connotation with the meaning of : adoring, being obsessed with, being a fan of.
A simp is a person who is unilaterally extremely biased towards someone they find attractive, catering to them excessively in Hopes of getting their attention.
Simping is often accompanied by negative traits like insecurity(where, by exposing others negative traits, a simp will attempt to make themeselves more attractive) a superiority complex or narcissism ( where they believe extreme actions like large sums of money or constant attention will be rewarded with love )
When a simp very strongly sides with a specific girl that is being accused, criticized, or insulted(and especially so if over the internet) they will be called white knights.
Simping is not to be mistaken with simple compliments, or a natural effort of a person to make a move, this is because it sits on a fine line, varying in severity from person to person and is only truly defined when the action is very extreme(ex:buying cars,clearing debts,organizing vacations,ecc...) and/or repeated often over time(driving them around , paying for meals to hang out,ecc.)
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Alternatively it's used in a negative connotation synonymous to adjectives like: naive, gullible or easy to manipulate.
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It can be used in a positive connotation with the meaning of : adoring, being obsessed with, being a fan of.
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A: " ...and in the end I paid for her flight back."
B: " What? There's no point doing that, she has a boyfriend you know."
A: "I know! I know! I was just being nice and helping out."
B: "You're such a simp man."
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B: "why would you give him so much money?!? You barely know him!"
A: "I'm telling you! My crypto bro can handle that money! he's trustworthy!"
B: "Yeah sure you simp."
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A: "I love berserk's main character!"
B: "me too! I'm a huge simp for characters with giant swords."
A: " ...and in the end I paid for her flight back."
B: " What? There's no point doing that, she has a boyfriend you know."
A: "I know! I know! I was just being nice and helping out."
B: "You're such a simp man."
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B: "why would you give him so much money?!? You barely know him!"
A: "I'm telling you! My crypto bro can handle that money! he's trustworthy!"
B: "Yeah sure you simp."
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A: "I love berserk's main character!"
B: "me too! I'm a huge simp for characters with giant swords."
by Not-your-average-shoelace July 6, 2023
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A man gets off of his Minecraft game to pick up a call from a special someone.
A man attempts to flirt with a girl over their work email.
These men are simps.
A man gets off of his Minecraft game to pick up a call from a special someone.
A man attempts to flirt with a girl over their work email.
These men are simps.
by Flawful April 12, 2020
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