bean-basher-willy-tacker

meaning you have a small penis

you are never gonna get laid with that bean-basher-willy-tacker

by God_45 March 21, 2004

Spilling the beans on the cat's pyjamas

To ejaculate on the pubic hair of your lady friend, perhaps as a form of safe sex.

"We didn't have a condom so I ended up spilling the beans on the cat's pyjamas"

by gruntyphish September 25, 2009

Blumpkin El Bean Dip

Getting a normal blumpkin, but that chinese you ate earlier isn't sitting too well, and you let some nice wet shit out, and don't feel like wiping it off, so the bitch grabs a tortilla chip and scoops some shit to top off that chip.

Yo, man! You hear I got that Blumpkin El Bean dip last night? Mike's girlfriend luuuuuurrrrved it.

by Philpro October 11, 2011

Bean bagged

when one sits on a bean bag and is slowly eating and raped by said bean bag vicously until all that is left is underwear and converses

Emma: dude you ever been bean baged?
paul: no what's that
Arvind: ah he doesn't know emma lets go (nod's wisely)
Paul: awww come on let me be bean bagged
Emma: well, ok....
Paul: ok (sit's on bean bag) what now, o god help help!!!!!
Arvind and Emma: paul you were just bean bagged baby!

by Art students May 18, 2007

Beans on my Dorrito Bag

When a man lathers his nutsac in Dorrito cheese, and has a woman shit on it. He then forces the woman to give him a blowjob,and suck on his left nut.

"The woman did Beans on my Dorrito Bag to her friend"

by Bob74685 November 6, 2012

Green bean turkay wang

Green bean turkay wang is an upcoming song title for the greatest song writer in history chrisy poo. It is a mixture of green beans and turkay wings.

Green bean turkay wang, put it in the oven and hear it sang

by The Chrisy poo May 23, 2021

Off your bean can

Slang for out of your mind. Commonly used in East Atlanta.

Keith let me hold a dollar, you’re off your bean can!

by ATLBOI1649 February 25, 2020