by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Mari-Juanna is the type of chick that you never want to be friends with. She's a hoe, slut, thot. She may seem nice, but she's the biggest hoe you'll ever meet. Usually her friends are the same. Doesn't shower often, although she showers in cheap dollar store perfume. Shit talker. But can't put up with a fight. SLUT! HOE! THOT! Ugly body, ugly face, and ugly personality.
by QueenBitch 👑 June 15, 2016

The name you give your fake girlfriend/ wife to pretend that you aren't gay and so people will not set you up or something.
Frasier "Will Maris not be joining us for dinner this evening?"
Niles "Sadly no. <insert some elaborate clearly fake excuse/ anecdote here>"
Audience laughs
Niles "Sadly no. <insert some elaborate clearly fake excuse/ anecdote here>"
Audience laughs
by WarmedKestrel May 29, 2023

Marie Calamari succs all day long-. . . thats it thats all I wanted to say and do she succs all the time backstage
by Oubaluige April 25, 2022

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by Turtlejay57 December 31, 2021

A mean scary bitch.
Marie's usually target young children walking on their way home.
Marie's cannot be trusted
Marie's usually target young children walking on their way home.
Marie's cannot be trusted
Marie’s are the definition of bitchy
by Hagopthegod123 June 21, 2023
