A fun loving giant sized teddy bear, with long hair and a scrappy beard, he is the biggest stoner you will ever meet Drives a big green van ( usually called the shaggin wagon) works at an italian restraunt to make up for his small sized dick and will repeatedly ask his friends mom to have sex with him.
by Lary the lobster January 18, 2018
Jake Daniel Rowley is the greatest person to ever exist. He has the best friends in the world (Nuno, Ffiôn, jayjay, the list goes on because he’s so popular) however, his greatest asset is his 25 inch pump action yogurt rifle! Legend has it girls feel a sudden urge to drop trou and hop on his slong. He also has the cutest dog in the world and her name is Lemmy.
by Lt. kill yourself November 13, 2018
A boy who shits on the floor at school in seventh grade and often rides his motorbike around girls houses yelling the “n” word when not invited to their end of the year party.
by Racon Earbuds June 06, 2020
"Hey, what ever happened to that one kid?"
"Oh, you mean Jake Waterman? He was busted by the police for carrying illegal drugs."
"Oh, you mean Jake Waterman? He was busted by the police for carrying illegal drugs."
by rtl1984 October 30, 2023
by CHEERIO YEET March 13, 2019
The act of being jaked up or the process of gradually jaking up someone else. Explicitly homosexual in nature
by Nightshade03 June 01, 2023