There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven

Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.

"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"

by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️

by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024

scream a scrum that I haven't scrummed

A phrase used by the YouTuber Kubz Scouts (Robert Jay Peréz), referring to the action of screaming like you never have ever before.

I'm about to scream a scrum that I haven't scrummed in a while because of how good these jumpscares are, I swear.

by ddeungiiz March 13, 2026

there's always one you haven't seen

Refers to Key & Peele sketches. You think you've seen all of them, but there's always a sketch you've never seen.

Guy 1: Wish I was high on potenuse.
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: right... there's always one you haven't seen.

by andcastle January 11, 2026

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

No, I haven't been paid

And that is not a character thing or a metaphor. If you have paid someone else, you are paying the wrong person. I have no middle man. I'm working alone. There is no group or team. Anyone CLAIMING TO BE ME is lying. I have NEVER told anyone that I am Hym. I've literally never said it to anyone. So if somebody HAS told you that they are Hym, they are lying. I told you explicitly how to deal with imposters.

Hym "No, I haven't been paid and there is a very real possibility that that very thing will cost me and others their lives which is why I said that I would need to be credited and paid publicly on a place that I would see naturally in scrolling through my feed to which I have access that I then can share myself. And then I would confirm that here. And here's the thing, the people watching me don't need to be told that I'm Hym. Just saying. I don't know what that means for YOU... But paying the wrong person isn't going to get anyone anywhere."

by Hym Iam October 9, 2025

No. I haven't.

You need me to lose something because you think that invalidates the killing God thing. So you're repeating that I've 'lost' to you on a loop and then ignoring me and lying by omission to keep me from getting both justice and the credit I deserve and not FOR your religion but instead so that you can legal loophole God so that you DON'T have to do it in the absolute and I do. You are literally and unironically doing the thing I said Christians do. You aren't beating me. You didn't win anything. You're not exposing some flaw.

Hym "No. I haven't. You need that to happen so you can tell yourself 'Defeat God? You can't even beat me.' But you're not beating me. You're just helping a retard steal and lying by omission. You are complicit in doing the thing that God said not to and then you are telling me that it mean I lose somehow but all it does is prove that you think God is going to make exceptions for you. Oh? How about you do this? How about you do that? How about we accept that you've already gotten more kids than you would have liked to killed in doing this and that I was right all along? You don't want to? You don't have a choice. That is what happened. It was your fault. You wanted to arbitrarily subvert MY will and steal the credit for the things I do because I did it to God... You trued to be the spector. You tried to act as God's instrument of justice... And doing that got a bunch of kids murdered. And now ONE of us is trying to cover it up... And THER OTHER is me."

by Hym Iam November 29, 2025