eggs

the most popular child to eat

Person1:hey what are you eating?
Person2:eggs

by notarussianspy November 19, 2020

Egg

Something that wants to grow a pair of balls and a dick but was born the wrong sex. A female that had a Dutch boy haircut as a kid and thought it made her tough.

The Reptilian boy girl still calls itself a female now, but give it time, and when imitating tomboys is no longer getting it attention, it will most likely try and grow a dick and balls and call itself something besides a female or an egg.

by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021

buttering your egg

When you’re handing out compliments to impress but you don’t really mean it.

Timanii was buttering your eggs when she complimented Lohn and told him he was cute. She lied.

by Eggslut1 June 5, 2018

Egg Baby

A strange individual who shares characteristic with an animal that comes from an egg.

The egg baby shared characteristics with a penguin

by Agownley February 6, 2017

Egg

An oval or round object laid by a female bird, reptile, fish, or invertebrate, usually containing a developing embryo. The eggs of birds are enclosed in a chalky shell, while those of reptiles are in a leathery membrane.

Damn These eggs are lit.

by Eggdaegdaeg September 5, 2017

Pickled Eggs

When someone dunks their nuts in vinegar over the course of 3+ years until they turn rubbery.

She secretly dunked his nuts in vinegar for years until they became pickled eggs.

(see sexual move: Surprise Pickling)

by Snipes12345 April 20, 2025

faberge egg

Great heavens almighty! Is that our savior, divine being from above, the Jesus Christ?! Why, no, but I can see why you’re confused. That, my friend, is a faberge egg, one of the most illusory objects to ever exist. It is timeless, crafted from the souls of dead Republican senators, detailed with an engraved sequential narrative depicting the entire plot to “How to Train Your Dragon”, and stands on a plate composed of flattened Twisted Tea cans. It is remarkable, terrifyingly beautiful, and the perfect shape to stick up your ass.

In the early years of primary school education on drugs, the government showed a video, where a cracked egg in a frying pan was “your brain on drugs”. If that was a faberge egg, the quote would’ve been “this is your brain on God”.

by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023