Cookie Murdering bitch

Me, a girl who made an adorable little snowman cookie, then ate it, resulting in the act of my friend yelling at me

"Olivia you cookie murdering bitch"

by Lesbiace Mess December 19, 2020

thin mint cookies

A term used to describe a grain of marijuana

"Aye bro you got some weed?"

"He'll yeah I got them thin mint cookies weed kush grain

by BrazyRyan July 11, 2016

GingerFred cookies

Not your typical happy faced gingerbread cookie. GingerFred stares back at you with a withering look reminiscent of the mean neighbor across the street who wouldn't let you retrieve an errant baseball from his lawn when you were nine. At a party GingerFred will remain alone on a cookie plate because nobody dares to cross him. If GingerFred were Flat Stanley he would travel the globe terrifying anyone who found him in their mailbox and would leave crumbs behind everywhere he went. If glitter is the herpes of the crafting world, GingerFred crumbs surely are the herpes of the kitchen - they are absolutely everywhere and six months after baking GingerFred cookies you will still find angry crumbs tormenting you from under the stove. You can only wish that when they made GingerFred they broke the mold, yet somehow he appears like clockwork in the bakery every Friday just in time to spoil your weekend.

Your mother asked me to bring dessert for Christmas dinner. I'm going to surprise her with some GingerFred cookies - that'll permanently get me out of Christmas dinner at her house - bet you wish you thought of the idea first.

by le pain d'épice October 14, 2021

Cookie

the female genitalia, alternative name for a pussy. Also used to describe a promiscuous female.

Her cookie was so good. Oh that's cookie, go for it she's so easy!

by Jon 54 January 1, 2025

cookies

the slang term used among stoners to describe weed
dude did you bring the cookies i brought the papers

smooking on cookies in the hotbox

by baccarat22 November 15, 2022

horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

by GenderBendr November 12, 2021

sherbert cookies

State police code word for marijuana Honeypot that has a GPS tracker embedded in it.

Dude, don't pick-up the sherbert cookies you find on Melrose. It's a trap!!

by SooooWestCounty August 6, 2019