Cookie Monster

Some peasant who eats nothing but junk food all day, especially cookies.

My sister is a cookie monster.

by Hange Zoe is best girl February 16, 2021

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pocket cookies

The act of sexual intercourse while holding the female’s hair as she hurls in the toilet.

Sarah is in rough shape after all those drinks. I’ll take her back to the room for some pocket cookies.

by optical Dr. February 24, 2024

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porch cookie

A special package left out front for porch pirates to steal.

Jim left a porch cookie out this morning and now there's a thief walking around with orange glitter superglued to his face.

by FrameDragging December 9, 2020

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Pink cookie

All men wanna eat it then smash it all at once. Some boys wanna get at least more than one different cookie. I don't know why but I guess they like the taste.

I wanna taste your pink cookie

Lemme taste that delicious pink cookie of yours

When we get home lemme see your cookie

Damn that cookie taste gooooooooooood

by Kawaiiella August 18, 2019

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nuts in your cookie

Someone who’s got a bun in the oven.

You got nuts in your cookie after your honeymoon?

by The Goon Eliminater November 30, 2019

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when both you and your girl go into the bathroom and vomit simultaneously while giving head. then clean up the mess with your dick, if you don’t i️t doesn’t count.

there is a hand signal

left over right

right over left
then point to the bathroom

yeah bro i️ totally cream n cookies hannah last night

by kinkyfucker March 12, 2018

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