1. A child that is conceived from semen that drips from the anus, over the taint, and into the vagina after anal sex. The resulting mix of jizz and fecal material resembles marble cake mix.
2. A term used to insult a person who may or may not fit definition one.
2. A term used to insult a person who may or may not fit definition one.
1. Dude: I blew a huge load up that chick's ass. I hope she doesn't end up pregnant with a marble cake baby.
2. Tom: That guy is a complete douchebag!
Brett: I'll bet he is a marble cake baby.
2. Tom: That guy is a complete douchebag!
Brett: I'll bet he is a marble cake baby.
by Tommysaint October 16, 2007
The act of performing intercourse through the zipper holes in blue jeans of both sexual partners (only in heterosexual relations)
by Stratford Clan January 01, 2016
A google translate joke started by my friend, alternatively フットヘビーケーキ!!. This was supposed to say "UR just bad." This word is a synonym to "Git Gud," or "You're (just) bad."
by MixmasterHarris April 23, 2020
The act of choking the bald man with your hand from your trouser's pocket. Very useful in public for discret whacking.
by Crashy873 October 05, 2016
When you and a partner shit and cum on each others dicks, then blow one another off, and end it off with a French kiss
by Rampiddishwasher5200 May 21, 2021
by Ron schlongson May 13, 2019
by Adicele.q September 05, 2015