marble cake baby

1. A child that is conceived from semen that drips from the anus, over the taint, and into the vagina after anal sex. The resulting mix of jizz and fecal material resembles marble cake mix.

2. A term used to insult a person who may or may not fit definition one.

1. Dude: I blew a huge load up that chick's ass. I hope she doesn't end up pregnant with a marble cake baby.

2. Tom: That guy is a complete douchebag!
Brett: I'll bet he is a marble cake baby.

by Tommysaint November 1, 2007

The Google Cake is a Lie!

The Google made the Google logo look like a cake at 27/9/2010 celebrating it's 12th anniversary!

But.... we all know... the Cake is a Lie!

-"Did you saw the new Google logo?"

-"Meh, The Google Cake is a Lie!"

by panikovliton September 27, 2010

wobbly crab cake

A sexual competition between two or more couples where the couples must race while crab walking and being connected to your partner vaginally or anally.

"Me and Sarah had such a good time on the double date last night!"
"We did too, we will have to do it again sometime and don't expect us to go easy on you in wobbly crab cake."

by ZbeckZ June 7, 2016

pocket paddy-cake

The act of choking the bald man with your hand from your trouser's pocket. Very useful in public for discret whacking.

Everytime she walks up to me, I enjoy a nice pocket paddy-cake.

by Crashy873 October 4, 2016

emo rice cakes

emo rice cakes are cakes made from rice but with a gothic manor. e.g. black rice cakes wearing a vampire cape. or rice cakes wearing black items of clothing and vampire fangs.

Danny is a common name for emo rice cakes

by mr lova lovaaa November 28, 2012

caking your face

Putting to much make - up on.

Your caking your face so but it looks like you got gangbanged by a box of cayolas

by Adicele.q October 21, 2015

Sweet Daddy Cakes

Sweet Daddy Cakes is a way to describe one of the great tasting cakes made from DaddyCakes® multiple flavors of mixes. DaddyCakes has ten "Just Add Water" mixes and great syrups as well. Daddy Cakes are "Sweet" as in loving and goodness. "Daddy Cakes" is a licensed & registered trademark.

I used mix to make some deliciously sweet Daddy Cakes® cupcakes and then used the same mix and cooked up some unbelievable flapjacks! Sweet Daddy Cakes are simply the best for sharing with family and friends.

by Cake Maker Ex·tra·or·di·naire April 10, 2010