Crack blaster

When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.

I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.

by Dickbender December 05, 2021

crack fire truck

A red crack pipe

Last night I used my crack fire truck

by jonfiretruckcrackheadwhiteguy March 24, 2015

cracked a egg

the act of opening up killer verses against someone in a rap battle

He cracked a egg on his head and won the rap battle

by SwagJamesRaw March 02, 2012

Cracking the Thunderbird

When you put the pointer finger of one hand into a woman's vagina, the pointer finger of the other into her anus, in an alternating rhythm, as if you're trying to crack the combination of the Keyless Entry System on a 10th generation Ford Thunderbird.

"Hey, how did your date go last night?"

"Great! Ended up Cracking the Thunderbird on her."

by DarbyCrash69 October 07, 2023

pack it up crack head

Chad Turner

My mom told me she seen a pack it up crack head on the corner of bald and ugly, turns it it was Chad Turner.

by Tevan walker September 19, 2023

Fubba Crack

A part of your body above your knee's below your nipples.

'Get the peanut butter honey my fubba crack is splitting like my last relationship.'
'Okay Mom'

by Cracked Donkey October 25, 2019

blow crack

When ones whistle is in the act of whistling and thus produces a crack is the whistle tune ending in a C minor key. Highly similar to that of 12 year old boy going through puberty attempting to talk.

"Did you hear that refs blow crack, his whistle must be really messed up!"

by Andacay Olliercay March 18, 2018