Open a whole can of beans

A term used by a famous East London gangster Ahmed Ali, when a troublesome situation arises when a decision or action produces a subsequent problem.

"Oh no mark! Don't do that, you are going to open a whole can of beans!"

by AhmedTheG October 31, 2020

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bean-basher-willy-tacker

meaning you have a small penis

you are never gonna get laid with that bean-basher-willy-tacker

by God_45 March 22, 2004

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Bean bagged

when one sits on a bean bag and is slowly eating and raped by said bean bag vicously until all that is left is underwear and converses

Emma: dude you ever been bean baged?
paul: no what's that
Arvind: ah he doesn't know emma lets go (nod's wisely)
Paul: awww come on let me be bean bagged
Emma: well, ok....
Paul: ok (sit's on bean bag) what now, o god help help!!!!!
Arvind and Emma: paul you were just bean bagged baby!

by Art students May 04, 2007

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Spilling the beans on the cat's pyjamas

To ejaculate on the pubic hair of your lady friend, perhaps as a form of safe sex.

"We didn't have a condom so I ended up spilling the beans on the cat's pyjamas"

by gruntyphish September 25, 2009

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Blumpkin El Bean Dip

Getting a normal blumpkin, but that chinese you ate earlier isn't sitting too well, and you let some nice wet shit out, and don't feel like wiping it off, so the bitch grabs a tortilla chip and scoops some shit to top off that chip.

Yo, man! You hear I got that Blumpkin El Bean dip last night? Mike's girlfriend luuuuuurrrrved it.

by Philpro September 02, 2011

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