A shit gay dudes version of real football, a bunch of nonces running about two footing 17 year olds.
Person 1: Come watch my 5 aside football match
Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.
Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.
by Footballisgaybro June 04, 2021
The Beast of Level 5 is an cephalopedic humanoid who only appears to travelers with low sanity. It is debated if it actually exist outside of hallucinations.
by MaybeARealWord January 13, 2022
Five eight stands for two inseparable friends , five eight originated in jail systems but is often heard amongst the streets , a five eight will ride or die , it’s more then a friendship , its a family of two
Least My five eights got me , they know the go , solid people don’t exist no more , but my five eight won’t brake 5/8
by Emceetrips February 18, 2021
by zombiec00chie June 28, 2021
the most vulgar explicit classical musical piece ever written according to Spotify for sone reason.
composed by Sergei Rachmaninoff
composed by Sergei Rachmaninoff
Serenade in B-Flat Minor, Op.3, No. 5 is listed in Spotify as explocit material.
what the Serenade in B-Flat Minor, Op.3, No. 5 is going on in this place?!
what the Serenade in B-Flat Minor, Op.3, No. 5 is going on in this place?!
by technormouse May 25, 2024
Are you good? Wait no you literally typed every single symbol on your keyboard so why did I even ask
person 1: `¬¦1!2"3£4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeEéÉrRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}aAáÁsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?
person 2: wtf
person 1: :)
person 2: wtf
person 1: :)
by Themarcisbi October 28, 2024
A word no one’s ever thought of before. This happens when you press each letter, number and punctuation mark on the keyboard without pressing the Shift key to reveal the numbers on the number line and then using the Shift key you type the special symbols instead of the numbers.
Me: “Let’s see what words we haven’t typed into Urban Dictionary yet. Have we typed qazqazwsxwsxedcedcrfvrfvtgbtgbyhnyhnujmujmikikololpp?”
Daryl: “Yes, this word is already there.”
Me: “So let’s think of another word. Qawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolpqawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolp, this word has even more sex than anyone’s ever seen”
Daryl: “Yeah. I would type `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/? instead.”
Daryl: “Yes, this word is already there.”
Me: “So let’s think of another word. Qawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolpqawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolp, this word has even more sex than anyone’s ever seen”
Daryl: “Yeah. I would type `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/? instead.”
by bluestinger66 August 17, 2023