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Environmental Balls

When you get the courage to act differently than your norm in certain environments.
I only acted like a crazy lady at the game because I have environmental balls.
by Rowan Marie July 19, 2017
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Maskquerade Ball

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A Maskquerade Ball is any social event regardless of sophistication in which participants gather, wear protective masks, and at least provide lip service to following social distancing guidelines to stop the spread of Covid-19. Costumes, decadence, and/or haughty self-absorbed party guests may be present but not required unlike Masquerade Balls.
Usage:
Chad: Damn, Gina is looking 🔥 tonight at the maskquerade ball with that N95 covering her hairy upper lip. I wish I could hit that but... you know... Covid.

Todd: Shit, get on that. Social distancing don’t matter, we’re millennials. YOLO!
by cMc-WvW July 13, 2020
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balls to clit

To be so far in a girls pussy that your balls touch her clit. (Doggy style) If you do it right she'll cum from her clit being rubbed.
I was so deep in her, I was balls to clit man!
by The Queen of Neverland July 9, 2016
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travel balls

n. - phrase used to describe the state of one’s balls once covered in the sweaty stank that can only come from periods of extended travel.
Bruh, after 3 connections and 4 airports, I’ve developed a serious case of travel balls.
by four48actual June 30, 2018
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Ball-Dead

The feeling of needing to go to the bathroom after getting hit in the balls.
Jerry made me ball-dead!!!
by Adb1002 December 13, 2017
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Kick in the balls

When a boy receives a kick to his groin. A kick in the balls is usually used by a girl but can also be used by a boy as a joke if they don’t do it too hard. A boy who forcefully hits another boy in the balls is not valid. Girls who forcefully hit boys in the balls are also not valid but there is nothing we can do about it.
Girlfriend : wanna sleep at mine ?
Boyfriend : sure but your house stinks
Girlfriend : omg shut up and get changed
Boyfriend : ok *begins to remove shirt*
Girlfriend : quickly uses a kick in the balls while he has his shirt over his head

Boyfriend : had no idea what’s just happened but falls to the ground and starts rolling around grabbing on to his groin

Girlfriend : you shouldn’t of said my house stinks
Boyfriend : that was too far im breaking up with you
Girlfriend : kicks him in the balls even harder while the boyfriend was only wearing underwear

Boyfriend : dies
by Nutshot pain June 11, 2023
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Ball breathers

When a guy's boxer briefs become so worn out in the middle that holes form on the sides of each testicle.
Wife: Babe, you need to go buy some new undies and quit walking around this house in them ball breathers!
by JawboneMCG September 18, 2016
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